The Office

"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with confidence."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. And some of them are filled with sadness."

"I'm not a crier. Except when I'm alone. Or with my friends. Or with my family."

"The most important thing in life is to keep your mind and your heart open."

"You know what? I'm done. I'm done trying. I'm just going to be myself."

"I want to be remembered as a man who made a difference in people's lives."

"The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. The second best part is having a job you love."

"That's what she said. But seriously, relationships are hard work."

"I have never, in my life, been more insulted. Okay, maybe once."

"Sometimes I think about how my life would be different if I had taken a different path."

"A real man provides for his family. Even if he's not sure it's his."

"I'm not afraid of anything. Except for bears."

"Life is short. You have to make every moment count."

"I believe that you can make anything happen if you really believe."

"The key to a great life is knowing when to stop trying."

"I'd rather be a little man with a big dream than a big man with a little dream."

"Success is not about how much money you make. It's about making a difference in people's lives."

"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who happened to be in the right place at the right time."

"Why are you the way that you are?"

"I have a dream. I wanted to show you some of my dream houses."

"Business is a man's game. And I'm the best man for the job."

"The three most important things in life are family, love, and making a great first impression."

"I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious about love."

"I'm not a leader, I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third."

"I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I want my kids to know me. But I don't want them to know the real me."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"That's what she said."