The Office

"You can't fake being happy. Either you are or you're not."

"Friendship is the most important thing in life."

"I think the best part about being an adult is that you can do whatever you want."

"The key to a successful life is finding something you love."

"Adults are basically just kids in larger bodies."

"I think people in their 20s are stupid. It's great."

"Just be yourself and everything will work out."

"We're going to be fine. We're going to have a great life."

"I have to be honest with you, I'm falling for you."

"Life is about the moment you're living in."

"Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith."

"I'm not going to quit. I'm going to succeed."

"You can't just quit a job. There are consequences."

"I think I'm just going to go back to my old life. I had a good thing going."

"The best time to do something is right now."

"Everything I have, I owe to this job."

"That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it's possible."

"I'm going to be completely honest with you. I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Working here is like being in a relationship. You have to make it work every day."

"Pam, you're one of the few people whose company I genuinely enjoy."

"I realize the best part of my day is when I get to talk to you."

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what."

"I beat the best salesman in the company. That's... pretty cool."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of the paper and the way it feels in my hands."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy who does bad things."

"The only way to predict the future is to invent it."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

"I'm Beyoncé, always."