The Office

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"False. Black bear."

"That's what she said."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Respect must be earned, never given."

"I have no time for distractions or weakness."

"False leaders are the downfall of all organizations."

"The only constant is change, and I will master it."

"I would take a bullet for my family."

"Monsters are real. I have encountered them."

"I am not like other people. I am better."

"Happiness is a byproduct of success, not a goal."

"I have more willpower than ten men combined."

"A man's word is his bond."

"Mountain air is superior to city air in every way."

"I respect anyone who respects themselves first."

"The greatest gift you can give is your loyalty."

"I am not interested in your opinion if you cannot back it up."

"Every second counts in business and in life."

"I do not have weaknesses."

"The laws of nature are the same as the laws of business."

"Inspiration comes from within, not from others."

"War teaches you who you really are."

"I am the best salesman in this office and it is not close."

"Freedom comes with the responsibility to do what is right."

"The truth is sometimes painful, but it is always right."

"I have trained my entire life for moments like this."

"My family name means honor and respect."

"A true leader does not ask for permission."