The Office

"The mind is the greatest weapon."

"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."

"I have nothing to say to you, Jim."

"Peace comes from discipline and order."

"A Schrute beats by doing."

"I do not believe in luck. I believe in preparation."

"Life is about making the right choices, even when they are difficult."

"The beet is the most intense of all vegetables."

"I would never do anything to jeopardize my reputation."

"Success is not given, it is earned through blood, sweat, and tears."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"Guns are used to protect the family."

"A man who chooses to ignore his heritage deserves his fate."

"I aspire to be the best version of myself every single day."

"Time waits for no one. Especially not in the workplace."

"Education is the most powerful tool to change the world."

"I would die for my family. Even my cousins."

"The key to friendship is patience and understanding."

"Change is good. As long as it benefits me."

"I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Beets are the most nutritious of all the vegetable-based foods."

"I am a man of science. But also a man of faith."

"Never, ever compromise your principles."

"A Schrute never rests."

"I survived a wilderness expedition for 60 days with no food, no water, and no shelter."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."

"I do not swim in the lake. I do not trust the lake."

"Respect the game, and the game will respect you."

"I need to be the alpha male in this situation."

"Power is like a drug, but I'm drug-free."