The Office

"I would never compromise my integrity for love."

"The weak are filtered out by the strong every day."

"I am a regional manager, which is higher than assistant regional manager."

"Music is a distraction from productive work."

"Science requires precision and discipline."

"Art is for people who cannot handle reality."

"I need a partner who respects my authority."

"History repeats itself to those who refuse to learn."

"Imagination is the tool of the weak-minded."

"I do not trust people who do not like beets."

"The path to success is paved with sacrifice."

"I am ready for any challenge that comes my way."

"A man must have principles or he has nothing."

"I do not smoke marijuana. I smoke beet smoke."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking."

"The greatest love is loyalty to your family."

"Hope is for those without the courage to face reality."

"I am stronger than I have ever been."

"Kindness is for weak people."

"Patience is the virtue of the strong."

"Justice must be swift and absolute."

"Creativity comes from discipline, not chaos."

"Gratitude is a sign of weakness and I will not show it."

"Death is a natural part of life. I am not afraid."

"Beauty is in discipline and structure."

"Your dreams are only as big as your determination."

"I believe in hard work above all else."

"Technology is the future, but tradition is the foundation."

"Money is a tool, but it should never control you."

"I fear nothing but God and the law."