The Office

"Real relationships are hard."

"I want to be a better person."

"People don't quit their jobs because of the job. They quit because of the boss."

"I'm a pretty easygoing guy."

"Sometimes you just gotta make a change and hope for the best."

"Friendship is all about trust and loyalty."

"I've been going about this all wrong."

"I have to believe that there is something better out there."

"I don't know how to do this anymore."

"You can't just make up your own rules."

"I feel like I'm not accomplishing anything here."

"Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

"Life is short. You don't know where you'll be in a year."

"I'm going to get really hurt, and I'm not sure I can take that."

"Pam is not a temp anymore. That's good, right?"

"I think the trick is to not think about it."

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

"I learned a long time ago it's futile to keep secrets from your coworkers."

"The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"Pam is my best friend, and I'm not going to screw that up."

"I'm going to be honest, I think you're a great person, and I'm sorry I'm not good at expressing that."

"That's what she said."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim."

"False. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Actually, I have no idea."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"This office will fall without me."

"I'm not a follower. I am a leader."