The Office

"I am always right. I just sometimes let others believe they are."

"The strength to change what I can, courage to accept what I cannot."

"I do not trust any man who doesn't carry a gun."

"I have no fear. I am Schrute."

"Identify the area of opportunity and seize it."

"I have decided to give my life meaning by fighting evil."

"My grandfather invented an old-fashioned."

"Bears are not welcome here."

"I don't care what they say about me. I just want my children to have a good life."

"One day, you're gonna want to give up. Don't."

"If you're not at the table, you're on the menu."

"I have been told that I am a difficult man to work with."

"Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever."

"Power is not given to you. You have to take it."

"I am not insane, I am Schrute."

"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike two. Fool me three times, you're an evil."

"I've learned a lot. I learned a lot from my mistakes, but I've also learned a lot from others' mistakes."

"To be honest, I think I'd make a great mother."

"I'm half-black. My mother was a beet."

"I need all the help I can get to become assistant to the regional manager."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going."

"I'd like to thank myself for not giving up."

"I am a god to the beet farmer."

"The weak are culled. Such is the way of nature."

"There are few things more important than good food and good company."

"I farm beets. Bears eat my beets. But they didn't eat my face."

"I want to make love to you, woman."

"I have defeated my weaknesses. Any advice I give is good."

"Pam is the worst. Fact."

"I would kill anyone in this room for a klondike bar."