The Office

"I have built myself from nothing. That is the Schrute way."

"I will never ask for forgiveness because I have done nothing wrong."

"I am not a robot. I am a man. A very powerful man."

"This is who I am. Take it or leave it."

"I have the utmost respect for anyone who works hard."

"I am very successful and people envy me."

"I will die standing. I will not die sitting."

"I have no time for play. I only have time for work."

"One day I will be the owner of Dunder Mifflin."

"I protect this office like a mother bear protects her cubs."

"I have trained my whole family to be fierce warriors."

"I am like a lion. I do not concern myself with the opinions of sheep."

"I survived this. I will survive anything."

"I would love to go back to bed. But I cannot. Dwight Schrute does not rest."

"There are few things more important than loyalty and hard work."

"I've been training my whole life for this moment."

"I have a very high pain threshold. I once had a whole bee colony up my nose."

"Schrute is not just a name. It's a philosophy."

"Evil is afoot. And it's afoot because I let it be afoot."

"I'm the best friend anyone could have because I'm loyal, I'm hardworking, and I'm very resourceful."

"You know what? I trust you. Don't make me regret it."

"I have given myself a raise and a medal."

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with Windows."

"I work 60 hours a week and love every minute of it."

"I am the most powerful man in this office."

"Assistant Regional Manager is basically the same as Regional Manager."

"I have the power of German engineering."

"Schrute Farms is the biggest supplier of beets in the region."

"I would die for my family. I would kill for my family. That's the same thing."

"Life is my movie. I direct it. I produce it."