The Office

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Quotes from The Office

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"I have built myself from nothing. That is the Schrute way."
Dwight Schrute Success
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"I will never ask for forgiveness because I have done nothing wrong."
Dwight Schrute
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"I am not a robot. I am a man. A very powerful man."
Dwight Schrute Strength
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"This is who I am. Take it or leave it."
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"I have the utmost respect for anyone who works hard."
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"I am very successful and people envy me."
Dwight Schrute Success
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"I will die standing. I will not die sitting."
Dwight Schrute Courage
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"I have no time for play. I only have time for work."
Dwight Schrute Time
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"One day I will be the owner of Dunder Mifflin."
Dwight Schrute Dreams
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"I protect this office like a mother bear protects her cubs."
Dwight Schrute Leadership
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"I have trained my whole family to be fierce warriors."
Dwight Schrute Family
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"I am like a lion. I do not concern myself with the opinions of sheep."
Dwight Schrute Strength
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"I survived this. I will survive anything."
Dwight Schrute Courage
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"I would love to go back to bed. But I cannot. Dwight Schrute does not rest."
Dwight Schrute Work
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"There are few things more important than loyalty and hard work."
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"I've been training my whole life for this moment."
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"I have a very high pain threshold. I once had a whole bee colony up my nose."
Dwight Schrute Strength
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"Schrute is not just a name. It's a philosophy."
Dwight Schrute Philosophy
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"Evil is afoot. And it's afoot because I let it be afoot."
Dwight Schrute Power
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"I'm the best friend anyone could have because I'm loyal, I'm hardworking, and I'm very resourceful."
Dwight Schrute Friendship
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"You know what? I trust you. Don't make me regret it."
Dwight Schrute
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"I have given myself a raise and a medal."
Dwight Schrute Humor
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"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with Windows."
Dwight Schrute Success
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"I work 60 hours a week and love every minute of it."
Dwight Schrute Work
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"I am the most powerful man in this office."
Dwight Schrute Power
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"Assistant Regional Manager is basically the same as Regional Manager."
Dwight Schrute Humor
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"I have the power of German engineering."
Dwight Schrute Power
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"Schrute Farms is the biggest supplier of beets in the region."
Dwight Schrute Work
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"I would die for my family. I would kill for my family. That's the same thing."
Dwight Schrute Family
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"Life is my movie. I direct it. I produce it."
Dwight Schrute Life