The Office

"I'm not going to eat a leaf."

"That's what she said. That's what who said? Michael."

"Guess what? I have an A+ in Health."

"FACT. Bears do not eat beets. Bears eat the bodies of slain enemies."

"I stay in shape. Elvis is alive."

"Flattery will not help you here."

"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I'm taking the place of the fastest man alive."

"There are three ways to ultimate success in business: one, memorize everything. Two, I'm dead inside. Three..."

"I am Schrute. I do not have feelings."

"The key to a great life is to work harder than everyone else."

"I need you to focus. Can you do that?"

"I have a gun. In my car."

"Beets, bears, Halpert."

"I would rather work for an idiot than be an idiot."

"The Schrutes have always been big on tradition."

"I'm not a bad guy. I'm an good guy."

"The beet. The most noble of all root vegetables."

"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too far, and work at a job for which I get paid too little."

"Perfectionism is good. It's only bad if you want to remain sane."

"False. That is completely false."

"I never give up. That is what separates me from the weak."

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"I have sworn an oath to Schrute Farms and to the Schrute family name."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think: would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"There is no prize money. The real prize is the power."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."