The Office

"I would never leave my family. But if they pushed me, I would."

"I'm not crying, I'm just sweating through my eyes."

"I'm going to make this the best day ever."

"I want people to know that I'm here and I matter."

"This is my wife, my partner, my lover, my best friend."

"I want to be remembered as someone who cared."

"I'm trying to care less. It's not working."

"I'm not going to be ignored, Dan."

"That's the beauty of it - it's so bad it's good."

"I'm not a philosopher, but I am a dreamer."

"Sometimes you have to take a step back to see the big picture."

"I could do this all day, but I have work to do."

"People will not have time for you unless you make time for them."

"I'm going to be honest, I'm dying."

"Fact: bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

"I'm not superstitious. But I am a little stitious about my luck in love."

"My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have. If you have the same god as me, you're not a bad guy."

"I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower sometimes."

"I'm Beyoncé, always."

"I'm not offended. I'm just sad."

"You took me by the hand and made me a man that was something to be proud of."

"I'm not a man of faith. I'm a man of science."

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."

"I'm an idiot. But for a long time I was an idiot who believed in myself."

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"Did I Stutter?"

"I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man."

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."