The Office

"The worst thing about prison would be the dementors."

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

"I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have good night vision."

"You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps."

"I want to be married and have kids, but not to Sharon."

"I'm running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"That's what she said."

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys respect."

"The only thing to fear is not being successful."

"I'm strong because I never admit weakness."

"Be kind to people who can help you."

"I have the patience of a saint, just not for amateurs."

"Justice favors the bold and the rich."

"Every problem is just a creative opportunity."

"I'm grateful I wasn't born poor."

"Perseverance means never giving up on yourself."

"I find humor in other people's misfortune."

"My dreams are my reality."

"Success isn't about working hard, it's about working smart."

"I'm a visionary in a world of followers."

"I've been threatened before. It doesn't scare me."

"Real freedom is financial independence."

"The truth is whatever benefits me the most."

"Time is the only thing you can't buy more of."

"Knowledge is power, and I'm very powerful."

"The best education is learning from your mistakes."

"Change is inevitable, adaptation is optional."

"Courage is knowing your worth and demanding it."

"I will succeed because I deserve to."