The Office

"My family is important, but my career is more important."

"I'm not just smart, I'm resourceful."

"You need to love the game before you can be good at it."

"The key to happiness is not wanting anything."

"Romance is a distraction I can't afford."

"I didn't go to business school to fail."

"Everyone else is just background characters in my story."

"If you're not thinking about money, you're thinking about the wrong thing."

"Solitude is just time I use to think about myself."

"Relationships are transactional."

"Inspiration comes from within, but mostly from my bank account."

"What motivates me is the smell of success and expensive cologne."

"War is good for the economy."

"Politics is just business with more lying."

"Literature is a tool for understanding the human condition."

"Philosophy is for philosophers who can't make real money."

"History is written by people like me."

"Technology will make us all billionaires."

"Imagination is just another way of wasting brain space."

"Adventure is for people without a five-year plan."

"Health is overrated. Success is what matters."

"A penny saved is a penny earned, but who saves pennies?"

"Power is the ultimate goal."

"Fear is just another word for opportunity."

"Strength comes from believing you're stronger than everyone else."

"Kindness is a sign of weakness in business."

"Patience is a virtue I'm too busy to develop."

"Justice should favor the strong."

"Creativity without profit is just wasting time."

"I'm grateful for everything, especially myself."