The Office

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Quotes from The Office

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"Perseverance is for people who aren't smart enough to find shortcuts."
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"Death is just a transition to a better afterlife."
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"Beauty fades, but money lasts forever."
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"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you can sell it."
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"My dreams are bigger than reality."
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"Work is what gives life meaning."
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"I'm a natural leader because I'm naturally superior."
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"Faith in yourself is the only faith you need."
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"Music is for people who can't make money."
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"Art is a waste of time and resources."
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"Nature is irrelevant in the business world."
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"Peace is boring. I prefer chaos."
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"I make my own rules, and my rules are great."
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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice."
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"Love is a distraction from career advancement."
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"Life is short. Get rich quick."
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"I'm a lover and a fighter."
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"Poverty is not an excuse for not being successful."
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"I've never failed because I never try things I might fail at."
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"Education is important, but business school is more important."
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"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but I'm not old."
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"I didn't come from money, I made money."
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"The customer is always right, unless they're wrong."
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"I need a hero right now."
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"Friendship is overrated. It's all about networking."
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"I'm going to fire everyone who disagrees with me."
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"That's what she said."
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"Evolution is a myth."
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"I'm too important to be sad."
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"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
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