The Office

"You can't just quit responsibility."

"I think dogs are the best people."

"I love this company and I love the people in it."

"I don't want to sound racist, but that's usually the start of a racist sentence."

"I'm going to go live in the mountains and find myself."

"I've made a lot of stupid decisions in my life."

"I think I deserve a happy life."

"Snip snap snip snap. You'll get your information."

"I want to be remembered for my smile."

"Marriage is just a piece of paper, but so is money."

"I'm going to become a stripper."

"I consider myself a friend to all animals and the environment."

"Two people telling the truth is always good."

"I'm a breast man. I'm all about friendship."

"I like to keep my life simple."

"You know what they call a Whopper in France?"

"I believe in equality for everyone. Even aliens."

"Sometimes you just have to eat your feelings."

"Business ethics - that's what I'm all about."

"I wouldn't go back. I don't have the energy."

"I try to see the good in everyone."

"I don't want to brag, but I've been voted Best Friend three years running."

"I've never been afraid of anything in my entire life."

"The most sacred thing is trust."

"I'm not a liar. I just have poor memory."

"Dwight, you ignorant slut."

"I don't write things down so I can remember them later. I do it so I can remember them now."

"I'm not racist. I have no problems with the races. I don't watch them very often."

"I wanted to make sure we were inclusive of everyone."

"I'm more of a visual learner."