The Simpsons

"Ralph, you're intellectually challenged."

"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances."

"I'm an eight-year-old woman trapped in a girl's body."

"Family is where the heart is."

"Marge, your hair is a masterpiece."

"I have a higher purpose."

"The saxophone teaches discipline."

"Someone has to care about the environment."

"I'm going to be a doctor or a professional saxophonist."

"Knowledge is power."

"I need to find my voice."

"Homer, you're not stupid, you're just not thinking."

"I believe in justice, not revenge."

"If you don't try, you can't fail."

"The world needs more environmentalists."

"I choose the saxophone over popularity."

"Reading is the key to success."

"I want to believe that there's a tomorrow."

"Maybe we're all just Sideshow Bobs."

"I'm only eight and I'm already complicated."

"Dad, you don't have to act dumb."

"I can't focus on two things at once."

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another."

"The universe doesn't care about us."

"I believe Bart is innocent."

"Music expresses that which cannot be said in words."

"Wendell is a dork, but he's a smart dork."

"I won't stand for unwarranted attacks on feminism."

"You know, intelligence is not a bad thing."

"The sax is a love language."