The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"History repeats itself if we're no' careful to learn from it."Groundskeeper Willie History
"Technology's just a tool. How ye use it matters."Groundskeeper Willie Technology
"Use yer imagination, and ye can create anythin'."Groundskeeper Willie Imagination
"Adventure's out there fer those brave enough to find it."Groundskeeper Willie Adventure
"Take care of yer body, and it'll take care of ye."Groundskeeper Willie Health
"Money can buy ye things, but no' happiness."Groundskeeper Willie Money
"Power should be used responsibly, no' selfishly."Groundskeeper Willie Power
"Fear's just an obstacle to overcome on the path to success."Groundskeeper Willie Fear
"True strength is knowin' when to stand firm and when to bend."Groundskeeper Willie Strength
"A kind word costs nothin' but means everything."Groundskeeper Willie Kindness
"Good things come to those who wait and work."Groundskeeper Willie Patience
"Justice means treatin' everyone fair and square."Groundskeeper Willie Justice
"Creativity flourishes when ye're no' afraid to fail."Groundskeeper Willie Creativity
"Be thankful fer every day ye're given."Groundskeeper Willie Gratitude
"Never give up, no matter how hard things get."Groundskeeper Willie Perseverance
"Death's part of life, so ye might as well make peace with it early."Groundskeeper Willie Death
"Beauty's found in simplicity, no' in fancy decorations."Groundskeeper Willie Beauty
"Life's too short to no' laugh at yourself sometimes."Groundskeeper Willie Humor
"Dreams without action are just fantasies."Groundskeeper Willie Dreams
"Work with pride, and ye'll never feel ashamed of what ye've done."Groundskeeper Willie Work
"Leadership's about servin' others, no' yourself."Groundskeeper Willie Leadership
"Faith gives us strength when we need it most."Groundskeeper Willie Faith
"A good tune can lift yer spirits when ye're feelin' low."Groundskeeper Willie Music
"Science explains the world, but it doesnae explain the heart."Groundskeeper Willie Science
"Every man's got a bit of artist in him, even if he doesnae know it."Groundskeeper Willie Art
"Nature's the greatest teacher if ye pay attention."Groundskeeper Willie Nature
"Peace is found in doin' honest work."Groundskeeper Willie Peace
"Freedom's worth fightin' fer, always remember that."Groundskeeper Willie Freedom
"Truth might hurt, but lies hurt worse in the long run."Groundskeeper Willie Truth
"Time's the one thing ye cannae get back once it's gone."Groundskeeper Willie Time