The Simpsons

"I'd like to spend more time with my family."

"The important things in life are health, family, and friendship."

"Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you beer."

"I'm not a quitter."

"Success is just a matter of luck."

"I don't need to be happy, I just need to be numb."

"The only way out is through."

"We're all just trying to get by."

"That's what I appreciate about you, man."

"If you really love someone, you have to let them go."

"I've always wanted to be a paleontologist."

"Sometimes you just gotta say 'what the hey'."

"The important thing is not the destination, but the people you meet along the way."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

"Life is what happens when you're making other plans."

"Every man is the sum of his experiences."

"I love this job... I think."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts."

"Knowledge is power, but power corrupts."

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades."

"Why do we even bother?"

"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing."

"Sometimes the only way out is through."

"Three words: I don't care."

"I would die for my family."

"The key to a great marriage is thinking of your spouse as a friend."

"I can't believe we're not getting paid for this."

"I'm not a white-collar worker."

"That's it, I'm moving to the Upper West Side."

"Do it for her."