The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Fear's just weakness leavin' the body."
Groundskeeper Willie Fear
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"Strength comes from years of hard labor and determination."
Groundskeeper Willie Strength
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"Be kind to those who work with ye, ye'll need them someday."
Groundskeeper Willie Kindness
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"Patience is a virtue, but hard work's better."
Groundskeeper Willie Patience
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"Justice means everyone works for what they get."
Groundskeeper Willie Justice
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"Creativity comes from solvng real problems, not daydreaming."
Groundskeeper Willie Creativity
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"Be grateful for what ye have, even if it's not much."
Groundskeeper Willie Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just another word for stubbornness that works."
Groundskeeper Willie Perseverance
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"Death comes for us all, might as well live well till it does."
Groundskeeper Willie Death
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"Beauty's found in nature, not in fancy decorations."
Groundskeeper Willie Beauty
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"There's humor in the simple things if ye know where to look."
Groundskeeper Willie Humor
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"Dreams are fine, but ye need to wake up and work."
Groundskeeper Willie Dreams
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"Work builds character, or so I've been told."
Groundskeeper Willie Work
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"A leader leads by example, not by shoutin' orders."
Groundskeeper Willie Leadership
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"Faith is what ye have when ye've got nothin' else."
Groundskeeper Willie Faith
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"Music's fine for those with time to waste."
Groundskeeper Willie Music
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"I dinnae understand science, but I understand soil."
Groundskeeper Willie Science
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"Art? Bah! Give me a well-maintained garden any day."
Groundskeeper Willie Art
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"Money's important, aye, but it's not everything."
Groundskeeper Willie Money
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"There's a certain peace in working with the land."
Groundskeeper Willie Peace
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"Success comes to those who work, not those who wait."
Groundskeeper Willie Success
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"Change is hard, but necessary as the seasons."
Groundskeeper Willie Change
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"Ye've got to face yer fears head-on, or they'll eat ye alive."
Groundskeeper Willie Fear
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"Hope is what keeps a man going when everything else fails."
Groundskeeper Willie Hope
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"Family's important, even if they drive ye daft sometimes."
Groundskeeper Willie Family
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"Ye need friends ye can depend on, not fancy acquaintances."
Groundskeeper Willie Friendship
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"Time passes whether ye watch it or not, so ye might as well do somethin' productive."
Groundskeeper Willie Time
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"I've forgotten more about groundskeeping than most folk will ever know."
Groundskeeper Willie Knowledge
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"There's no shame in honest work, no matter how dirty ye get."
Groundskeeper Willie Courage
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"Love is like fertilizer - it helps things grow, but ye've got to apply it proper."
Groundskeeper Willie Love