The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Fear's just weakness leavin' the body."Groundskeeper Willie Fear
"Strength comes from years of hard labor and determination."Groundskeeper Willie Strength
"Be kind to those who work with ye, ye'll need them someday."Groundskeeper Willie Kindness
"Patience is a virtue, but hard work's better."Groundskeeper Willie Patience
"Justice means everyone works for what they get."Groundskeeper Willie Justice
"Creativity comes from solvng real problems, not daydreaming."Groundskeeper Willie Creativity
"Be grateful for what ye have, even if it's not much."Groundskeeper Willie Gratitude
"Perseverance is just another word for stubbornness that works."Groundskeeper Willie Perseverance
"Death comes for us all, might as well live well till it does."Groundskeeper Willie Death
"Beauty's found in nature, not in fancy decorations."Groundskeeper Willie Beauty
"There's humor in the simple things if ye know where to look."Groundskeeper Willie Humor
"Dreams are fine, but ye need to wake up and work."Groundskeeper Willie Dreams
"Work builds character, or so I've been told."Groundskeeper Willie Work
"A leader leads by example, not by shoutin' orders."Groundskeeper Willie Leadership
"Faith is what ye have when ye've got nothin' else."Groundskeeper Willie Faith
"Music's fine for those with time to waste."Groundskeeper Willie Music
"I dinnae understand science, but I understand soil."Groundskeeper Willie Science
"Art? Bah! Give me a well-maintained garden any day."Groundskeeper Willie Art
"Money's important, aye, but it's not everything."Groundskeeper Willie Money
"There's a certain peace in working with the land."Groundskeeper Willie Peace
"Success comes to those who work, not those who wait."Groundskeeper Willie Success
"Change is hard, but necessary as the seasons."Groundskeeper Willie Change
"Ye've got to face yer fears head-on, or they'll eat ye alive."Groundskeeper Willie Fear
"Hope is what keeps a man going when everything else fails."Groundskeeper Willie Hope
"Family's important, even if they drive ye daft sometimes."Groundskeeper Willie Family
"Ye need friends ye can depend on, not fancy acquaintances."Groundskeeper Willie Friendship
"Time passes whether ye watch it or not, so ye might as well do somethin' productive."Groundskeeper Willie Time
"I've forgotten more about groundskeeping than most folk will ever know."Groundskeeper Willie Knowledge
"There's no shame in honest work, no matter how dirty ye get."Groundskeeper Willie Courage
"Love is like fertilizer - it helps things grow, but ye've got to apply it proper."Groundskeeper Willie Love