The Simpsons

"Faith in yourself is the first step to success."

"Music soothes the savage beast, and the savage cop."

"Science is fascinating, even if I don't understand it."

"Art is subjective, like justice, but I decide what's right."

"Nature's beautiful, even if it's a bit messy sometimes."

"Peace comes from accepting what you can't change."

"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're on patrol."

"Education is important, but it's not everything."

"Work hard, play hard, nap even harder."

"Hope is the last thing to die in a man's heart."

"A man's word is his bond, unless he's me."

"Change is scary, but it's also an opportunity for growth."

"I didn't go to police academy to take notes, I went to graduate."

"Happiness is a full stomach and a grateful heart."

"The truth might hurt, but it's always better than a lie."

"Dreams are what keep us going when times get tough."

"Family is everything, even if they drive you crazy."

"I've made mistakes, but I've learned from each one."

"A good leader leads by example, mostly of what not to do."

"Real strength comes from admitting when you're wrong."

"In my professional opinion, that's suspicious."

"The badge means something. It means I'm the law."

"I believe in second chances, third chances, and fourth chances too."

"Never underestimate the power of a good nap."

"Home is where the heart is, and my heart is in donuts."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"Life's greatest moments happen when you least expect them."

"You know, we're not so different, you and I."

"I've learned that friendship is the most important thing in life."

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."