The Simpsons

TV Show · 26 characters · 10202 quotes

Quotes from The Simpsons

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"Aw, crud."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"I found ten dollars!"
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Why does everyone always pick on me?"
Milhouse Van Houten Perseverance
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"I'm gonna practice being cool."
Milhouse Van Houten Courage
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"My dad says I have to work harder at school."
Milhouse Van Houten Work
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"There's no such thing as a stupid question, except when Milhouse asks it."
Milhouse Van Houten Education
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"I can't believe I'm seeing Radioactive Man in person!"
Milhouse Van Houten Imagination
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"Bart, you're my best friend. You're my only friend."
Milhouse Van Houten Friendship
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"I wish I had a million dollars. I'd be rich."
Milhouse Van Houten Dreams
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"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
Milhouse Van Houten Wisdom
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"My mom thinks I'm kinda pretty."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Lisa, will you go to the Secaucus with me?"
Milhouse Van Houten Love
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"Bart, I don't understand anything you just said."
Milhouse Van Houten Knowledge
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"Ha-ha! Milhouse doesn't have a girlfriend. Let's laugh at him!"
Milhouse Van Houten Friendship
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"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."
Milhouse Van Houten Humor
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"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"
Milhouse Van Houten Happiness
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"Milhouse is a stupid name, I know. But it's mine."
Milhouse Van Houten
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"Courage is not the absence of fear but action despite it."
Principal Seymour Skinner Courage
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"Hope is the light that guides us through uncertainty."
Principal Seymour Skinner Hope
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"Family bonds are tested but rarely broken by true love."
Principal Seymour Skinner Family
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"Friendship is a treasure that increases in value over time."
Principal Seymour Skinner Friendship
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"Success without integrity is merely temporary illusion."
Principal Seymour Skinner Success
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"Happiness is found in small moments of genuine connection."
Principal Seymour Skinner Happiness
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"Wisdom whispers while ego shouts; learn to listen."
Principal Seymour Skinner Wisdom
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"Love is demonstrated through consistent action and care."
Principal Seymour Skinner Love
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"Life's meaning comes from how we treat those around us."
Principal Seymour Skinner Life
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"Solitude is not loneliness; it is an opportunity for growth."
Principal Seymour Skinner Solitude
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"Relationships are the fabric that holds society together."
Principal Seymour Skinner Relationships
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"Inspiration is found in the everyday heroism of others."
Principal Seymour Skinner Inspiration
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"Motivation comes from within; circumstances merely reveal it."
Principal Seymour Skinner Motivation