The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Keep it real, man, that's all that matters."Bart Simpson Truth
"We're all just trying to figure it out."Bart Simpson Wisdom
"Solitude is when you get away from everyone."Bart Simpson Solitude
"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it."Bart Simpson Inspiration
"Health is for people who don't eat donuts."Bart Simpson Health
"Patience is waiting for the right time to prank."Bart Simpson Patience
"Justice means standing up for the little guy."Bart Simpson Justice
"Creativity is breaking the rules in style."Bart Simpson Creativity
"Gratitude is saying thanks for the cool stuff."Bart Simpson Gratitude
"Stay true to yourself, homie."Bart Simpson
"War is terrible, but action movies are awesome."Bart Simpson War
"Politics is for old people."Bart Simpson Politics
"Literature's okay if it's got action."Bart Simpson Literature
"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff."Bart Simpson Philosophy
"History repeats itself, usually when I prank someone."Bart Simpson History
"Science class is cool when there's explosions."Bart Simpson Science
"Beauty is everywhere if you know how to look."Bart Simpson Beauty
"Work is for adults; kids should play."Bart Simpson
"I love the feeling of the wind in my face when I skateboard."Bart Simpson Nature
"Peace is boring, but occasionally nice."Bart Simpson Peace
"Change is just another word for opportunity."Bart Simpson Change
"I'm not afraid of anything, man."Bart Simpson Courage
"Happiness is doing whatever you want."Bart Simpson Happiness
"The world needs more rebels like me."Bart Simpson Leadership
"Good friends make life worth living."Bart Simpson Friendship
"Music speaks louder than words."Bart Simpson Music
"I don't need anybody's approval but my own."Bart Simpson Strength
"The truth will always come out in the end."Bart Simpson Truth
"Time flies when you're having fun."Bart Simpson Time
"Sometimes you gotta break the rules to find yourself."Bart Simpson Courage