The Office

"Imagination is the only thing that's truly free."

"Adventure is leaving your comfort zone and hoping for the best."

"Health is a state of mind. My mind is usually confused."

"Money makes the world go round. So does chaos."

"Power is just the ability to make others uncomfortable."

"Fear keeps you alive. So does paranoia."

"Strength is knowing when to walk away. I usually run."

"Kindness is wasting time on people who don't deserve it."

"Patience is a skill I never developed."

"Justice is just a word people use when they're angry."

"Creativity is stealing ideas and pretending they're yours. Art."

"Gratitude is appreciating what you have before you lose it."

"To persevere is to continue even when you should stop."

"Death is the only thing that treats everyone the same way."

"Beauty fades, but weirdness is forever."

"Humor is a way to say things you couldn't normally say."

"Dreams are the mind's way of telling you what you can't have."

"Work is just something to fill the time between birth and death."

"A leader is someone people follow, even if they don't know why."

"Faith is believing without evidence. I excel at that."

"Music soothes the savage beast. I'd know—I've been called worse."

"Science explains the how. Not the why. The why is depressing."

"Art is whatever you can get away with calling art."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems. Neither do I, really."

"Peace of mind is underrated. So is keeping your mouth shut."

"Freedom is terrifying when you actually get it."

"The truth shall set you free. Or get you fired. Depends on the truth."

"Time moves differently when you're having fun. And when you're in prison."

"Knowledge is power, but only if you know what to do with it."

"Education is important, but so is knowing what to ignore."