The Simpsons

"Mmm mmm"

"*knowing look*"

"Ga ga goo goo"

"*innocent babbling*"

"Da da"

"*baby giggle*"

"*thoughtful stare*"

"Goo goo ga ga"

"*pacifier sucking sound*"

"Even my leisure time generates profit."

"Success is measured in power over lesser beings."

"I buy happiness, though it rarely stays purchased."

"The strong survive; the rest are irrelevant."

"Wisdom comes from studying how to dominate."

"My greatest achievement is my contempt for others."

"Tradition is merely the excuse of the weak."

"I don't lose sleep over my enemies; I have them removed."

"Excellence is my baseline expectation."

"Loyalty can be purchased; friendship cannot be trusted."

"The future belongs to those who seize it with ruthlessness."

"I have no use for honest competition."

"Sentiment is the cancer of capitalism."

"Every problem can be solved with money and intimidation."

"Why build a better mousetrap when you can own the mice?"

"My legacy will be power, not memories."

"The meek shall inherit nothing while I'm alive."

"I didn't get rich by being ethical."

"Solitude with money is paradise."

"Relationships are transactions, nothing more."

"Inspiration comes from the suffering of others."