The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"I pay for friends, not friendships."
Mr. Burns Friendship
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"History proves that the strong dominate the weak."
Mr. Burns History
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"Technology is merely another tool for control."
Mr. Burns Technology
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"The meek may inherit the earth, but I'll own it first."
Mr. Burns Power
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"I didn't get where I am by caring."
Mr. Burns Success
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"Kindness is a sign of weakness in the boardroom."
Mr. Burns Kindness
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"My fortune isn't just money; it's a manifestation of superiority."
Mr. Burns Success
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"Fear and love, those are the only two motives."
Mr. Burns Fear
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"Youth is wasted on the young."
Mr. Burns Wisdom
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"I have but one passion: domination."
Mr. Burns Power
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"Sentiment is for the poor, Smithers."
Mr. Burns Humor
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"The world is mine to command!"
Mr. Burns Power
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"Achievement is my only comfort."
Mr. Burns Success
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"Family is for people without money."
Mr. Burns Family
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"I didn't become a billionaire by being charitable."
Mr. Burns Money
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"Your future looks dim, much like the coal mines I own."
Mr. Burns
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"Immortality is for dreamers and the destitute."
Mr. Burns Death
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"Knowledge is power, but power is better."
Mr. Burns Knowledge
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"In this life, you must be ruthless or perish."
Mr. Burns Strength
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"Foolishness and flattery rarely mix, Smithers."
Mr. Burns Truth
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"Time is but a construct, and money is real."
Mr. Burns Time
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"Ah, power! It's like a drug. But it costs money."
Mr. Burns Power
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"Competition is for losers. I prefer to own people."
Mr. Burns Success
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"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a powerful man."
Mr. Burns Power
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"The wages of failure is death!"
Mr. Burns Motivation
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"I don't approve of your methods, but your style is magnificent."
Mr. Burns Art
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"Your tears of unfathomable sadness are yummy."
Mr. Burns Humor
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"The fates are not kind to fools, Smithers."
Mr. Burns Wisdom
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"Bah! I don't need anybody's pity. I have money."
Mr. Burns Money
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"It's curtains for you, Dr. Hibbert!"
Mr. Burns Fear