The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"I pay for friends, not friendships."Mr. Burns Friendship
"History proves that the strong dominate the weak."Mr. Burns History
"Technology is merely another tool for control."Mr. Burns Technology
"The meek may inherit the earth, but I'll own it first."Mr. Burns Power
"I didn't get where I am by caring."Mr. Burns Success
"Kindness is a sign of weakness in the boardroom."Mr. Burns Kindness
"My fortune isn't just money; it's a manifestation of superiority."Mr. Burns Success
"Fear and love, those are the only two motives."Mr. Burns Fear
"Youth is wasted on the young."Mr. Burns Wisdom
"I have but one passion: domination."Mr. Burns Power
"Sentiment is for the poor, Smithers."Mr. Burns Humor
"The world is mine to command!"Mr. Burns Power
"Achievement is my only comfort."Mr. Burns Success
"Family is for people without money."Mr. Burns Family
"I didn't become a billionaire by being charitable."Mr. Burns Money
"Your future looks dim, much like the coal mines I own."Mr. Burns
"Immortality is for dreamers and the destitute."Mr. Burns Death
"Knowledge is power, but power is better."Mr. Burns Knowledge
"In this life, you must be ruthless or perish."Mr. Burns Strength
"Foolishness and flattery rarely mix, Smithers."Mr. Burns Truth
"Time is but a construct, and money is real."Mr. Burns Time
"Ah, power! It's like a drug. But it costs money."Mr. Burns Power
"Competition is for losers. I prefer to own people."Mr. Burns Success
"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a powerful man."Mr. Burns Power
"The wages of failure is death!"Mr. Burns Motivation
"I don't approve of your methods, but your style is magnificent."Mr. Burns Art
"Your tears of unfathomable sadness are yummy."Mr. Burns Humor
"The fates are not kind to fools, Smithers."Mr. Burns Wisdom
"Bah! I don't need anybody's pity. I have money."Mr. Burns Money
"It's curtains for you, Dr. Hibbert!"Mr. Burns Fear