The Simpsons

"Perseverance is coming back from every defeat."

"Death? That's just the pause before the next scene."

"Beauty is in chaos, destruction, and the aftermath."

"Humor is the universal language of mice and cats."

"Dreams should be big, bold, and preferably violent."

"Work is more fun when it involves your greatest rival."

"Leadership is knowing when to pursue and when to retreat."

"Faith is believing tomorrow will bring new opportunities for fun."

"Music is the soundtrack to mayhem."

"Science explains how I survive impossible situations."

"Art is whatever makes your audience laugh and cringe."

"Nature provides the best inspiration for destruction."

"Peace is boring compared to creative chaos."

"Freedom is the right to torture who you please."

"Truth is often painful, much like my work."

"Time heals all wounds... except the funny ones."

"Knowledge is wonderful, but execution is everything."

"Education comes from experience, preferably painful experience."

"Change is the only constant in a cartoon world."

"Courage is running toward your problems... at high speed."

"Hope is the thing that makes you return for another round."

"Family is like a trap - you can't escape it, so you might as well enjoy it."

"Friendship is built on mutual understanding and mutual harm."

"Happiness is found in the simplest things: pain and chaos."

"Wisdom whispers; slapstick screams."

"Success is a journey, not a destination... it's a chase."

"Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when requited with violence."

"Life teaches you that nothing matters except the next laugh."

"To be or not to be - to be chasing is the question."

"The greatest comedies end in cathartic violence."