The Simpsons

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

"The laws of this land are clearly not serious."

"Age and treachery will always beat youth and skill."

"Smithers, you're fired. Oh wait, you're not fired, I need you."

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

"I'm trying to think of a time when I cared about what you just said."

"Excellent..."

"Release the hounds!"

"Solitude is just the calm before your next masterpiece."

"Relationships thrive on trust... and explosive betrayals."

"Inspiration comes from wanting to be better than yesterday."

"Motivation is a cat tail away."

"War is what you call it when pranks get serious."

"Politics is just organized violence with rules."

"Literature should entertain, not bore."

"Philosophy is just figuring out why things are funny."

"History remembers the ones who make the best impact."

"Technology is just another prop in the game."

"Imagination makes the impossible hilariously possible."

"Adventure is around every corner and behind every scheme."

"Health is the ability to take a hit and keep going."

"Money matters less when you have good entertainment."

"Power is the ability to make your enemy your best friend."

"Fear is just excitement without breath."

"Strength comes from knowing you'll bounce back."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford in my line of work."

"Patience rewards those who wait for the perfect moment to attack."

"Justice is served cold... and usually with an anvil."

"Creativity thrives in conflict and competition."

"Gratitude for the gift of endless comedy."