The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
Mr. Burns
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"The laws of this land are clearly not serious."
Mr. Burns Justice
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"Age and treachery will always beat youth and skill."
Mr. Burns Wisdom
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"Smithers, you're fired. Oh wait, you're not fired, I need you."
Mr. Burns Work
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"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
Mr. Burns Money
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"I'm trying to think of a time when I cared about what you just said."
Mr. Burns Humor
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"Excellent..."
Mr. Burns Success
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"Release the hounds!"
Mr. Burns Power
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"Solitude is just the calm before your next masterpiece."
Itchy and Scratchy Solitude
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"Relationships thrive on trust... and explosive betrayals."
Itchy and Scratchy Relationships
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"Inspiration comes from wanting to be better than yesterday."
Itchy and Scratchy Inspiration
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"Motivation is a cat tail away."
Itchy and Scratchy Motivation
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"War is what you call it when pranks get serious."
Itchy and Scratchy War
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"Politics is just organized violence with rules."
Itchy and Scratchy Politics
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"Literature should entertain, not bore."
Itchy and Scratchy Literature
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"Philosophy is just figuring out why things are funny."
Itchy and Scratchy Philosophy
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"History remembers the ones who make the best impact."
Itchy and Scratchy History
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"Technology is just another prop in the game."
Itchy and Scratchy Technology
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"Imagination makes the impossible hilariously possible."
Itchy and Scratchy Imagination
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"Adventure is around every corner and behind every scheme."
Itchy and Scratchy Adventure
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"Health is the ability to take a hit and keep going."
Itchy and Scratchy Health
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"Money matters less when you have good entertainment."
Itchy and Scratchy Money
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"Power is the ability to make your enemy your best friend."
Itchy and Scratchy Power
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"Fear is just excitement without breath."
Itchy and Scratchy Fear
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"Strength comes from knowing you'll bounce back."
Itchy and Scratchy Strength
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"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford in my line of work."
Itchy and Scratchy Kindness
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"Patience rewards those who wait for the perfect moment to attack."
Itchy and Scratchy Patience
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"Justice is served cold... and usually with an anvil."
Itchy and Scratchy Justice
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"Creativity thrives in conflict and competition."
Itchy and Scratchy Creativity
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"Gratitude for the gift of endless comedy."
Itchy and Scratchy Gratitude