The Simpsons

"Hope springs eternal, even after being flattened by a steamroller."

"Knowledge is power, but timing is everything."

"Education teaches you how to think. Experience teaches you how to survive."

"Courage isn't the absence of fear - it's running toward the danger anyway."

"Change is inevitable, especially when you're being chased."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right before they get hit with something."

"Success is measured in how many times you can get back up."

"Time flies when you're having fun... and it flies faster when you're running."

"The greatest power is the ability to survive anything."

"Wisdom is knowing which direction to run."

"True friendship means never giving up on a good prank."

"Fear is just another tool in my toolbox."

"Happiness is a well-laid trap."

"The best ideas come when you're being chased."

"Love is just friendship with occasional explosions."

"Every scratch tells a story of survival."

"The only thing better than outsmarting your enemy is outsmarting them with style."

"Why walk when you can run? Why run when you can fly? Why fly when you can crash spectacularly?"

"Life is just one long chase, and I'm here for every second of it."

"That's what I love about being a cartoon mouse - the violence never gets old!"

"You can't kill the Krusty, baby!"

"The audience is everything, and I am everything to the audience!"

"I've built an empire on pratfalls and wisecracks!"

"You want wisdom? Here it is: always leave them wanting more!"

"The key to happiness is a good punchline and better insurance!"

"I've faced adversity and came out laughing!"

"Life's a stage, and I'm always on!"

"You gotta love what you do, or at least pretend to!"

"I'm a self-made man, with a little help from my tailor!"

"The world needs more laughter and fewer serious people!"