The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Gratitude opens the heart to life's hidden blessings."Groundskeeper Willie Gratitude
"Perseverance in the face of hardship builds true character."Groundskeeper Willie Perseverance
"Death reminds us to live with honor and integrity."Groundskeeper Willie Death
"The beauty of simplicity far exceeds needless complexity."Groundskeeper Willie Beauty
"Humor helps us face the harsh truths of existence."Groundskeeper Willie Humor
"Dreams without effort are naught but fantasies."Groundskeeper Willie Dreams
"Leadership means takin' responsibility for yer actions."Groundskeeper Willie Leadership
"Faith in a higher power gives strength in dark times."Groundskeeper Willie Faith
"Good music stirs the soul and strengthens the spirit."Groundskeeper Willie Music
"Science must serve humanity, no' replace common sense."Groundskeeper Willie Science
"Art should reflect the reality of hard work and nature."Groundskeeper Willie Art
"Peace is earned through honest dealings with others."Groundskeeper Willie Peace
"Hope is the fuel that keeps a man goin' forward."Groundskeeper Willie Hope
"Family bonds are forged in adversity and struggle."Groundskeeper Willie Family
"Every moment is precious, so dinnae squander time."Groundskeeper Willie Time
"Change challenges us to become stronger and wiser."Groundskeeper Willie Change
"A true friend stands by ye through thick and thin."Groundskeeper Willie Friendship
"Nature teaches more than all the schoolmasters combined."Groundskeeper Willie Nature
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but action despite it."Groundskeeper Willie Courage
"Happiness flows from satisfaction with one's labor."Groundskeeper Willie Happiness
"Money is but a tool, no' a measure of worth."Groundskeeper Willie Money
"The truth may hurt, but 'tis always worth speakin'."Groundskeeper Willie Truth
"Success requires sacrifice and unwavering determination."Groundskeeper Willie Success
"Life is a long journey, and ye must pace yerself."Groundskeeper Willie Life
"Health is wealth that no amount of gold can buy."Groundskeeper Willie Health
"Love is proven through action, no' through words alone."Groundskeeper Willie Love
"The work never truly ends for those who care about quality."Groundskeeper Willie Work
"Education without practice is just empty knowledge."Groundskeeper Willie Education
"Ye must respect the land if ye wish to prosper from it."Groundskeeper Willie Nature
"Solitude is necessary for a man to know himself."Groundskeeper Willie Solitude