The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
Quotes from The Simpsons
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"Imagination is the only limit to what you can do."Moe Szyslak Imagination
"Adventure's out there if you're brave enough to find it."Moe Szyslak Adventure
"Health is wealth, and I'm broke."Moe Szyslak Health
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."Moe Szyslak Money
"Power corrupts, but powerlessness corrupts absolutely."Moe Szyslak Power
"Fear's just an excuse for not trying."Moe Szyslak Fear
"Strength ain't just physical, it's mental too."Moe Szyslak Strength
"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."Moe Szyslak Kindness
"Patience is a virtue I ain't got much of."Moe Szyslak Patience
"Justice ain't always fair, but it's what we got."Moe Szyslak Justice
"Creativity comes from letting your mind wander."Moe Szyslak Creativity
"Be grateful for what you got, not bitter about what you don't."Moe Szyslak Gratitude
"Keep pushing forward, that's all you can do."Moe Szyslak Perseverance
"Death's the one thing nobody gets outta."Moe Szyslak Death
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess."Moe Szyslak Beauty
"You gotta laugh or you'll cry."Moe Szyslak Humor
"Dreams keep you going when reality gets tough."Moe Szyslak Dreams
"Work hard and maybe you'll die happy."Moe Szyslak Work
"A good leader listens more than he talks."Moe Szyslak Leadership
"Faith ain't about proof, it's about believing anyway."Moe Szyslak Faith
"Music is the language everyone understands."Moe Szyslak Music
"Science explains the world, but it don't explain the heart."Moe Szyslak Science
"Art is just someone's feelings on display."Moe Szyslak Art
"Nature don't lie, people do."Moe Szyslak Nature
"Peace comes from accepting what you can't change."Moe Szyslak Peace
"Freedom means being able to make your own choices."Moe Szyslak Freedom
"Tell the truth and you won't have to remember what you said."Moe Szyslak Truth
"Time flies when you're having fun, and crawls when you're not."Moe Szyslak Time
"Knowledge is power, but common sense is better."Moe Szyslak Knowledge
"You learn something new every day if you pay attention."Moe Szyslak Education