The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Woo-hoo!"Barney Gumble Humor
"Solitude's when you finally hear yourself think."Moe Szyslak Solitude
"Relationships need honesty or they got nothing."Moe Szyslak Relationships
"Inspiration's just seeing something and deciding you can do it too."Moe Szyslak Inspiration
"You gotta believe you can before you can."Moe Szyslak Motivation
"War's the failure of everything else."Moe Szyslak War
"Politics ruins friendships 'cause people care too much."Moe Szyslak Politics
"Literature lets you live a thousand lives without leaving home."Moe Szyslak Literature
"Philosophy's beautiful because there ain't no right answer."Moe Szyslak Philosophy
"History teaches us stuff we refuse to learn."Moe Szyslak History
"Technology's made us smarter and dumber at the same time."Moe Szyslak Technology
"Imagination's how you escape reality when you need to."Moe Szyslak Imagination
"Adventure's a mindset, not a destination."Moe Szyslak Adventure
"Your health is your real wealth."Moe Szyslak Health
"Money's just a tool, not a life."Moe Szyslak Money
"Real power is knowing when not to use it."Moe Szyslak Power
"Fear's the worst prison there is."Moe Szyslak Fear
"True strength shows in how you treat the weak."Moe Szyslak Strength
"One act of kindness can change someone's whole day."Moe Szyslak Kindness
"Impatience is how mistakes happen."Moe Szyslak Patience
"Justice means treating everyone fair and equal."Moe Szyslak Justice
"Creativity's the spark that keeps life interesting."Moe Szyslak Creativity
"Gratitude changes everything about how you see life."Moe Szyslak Gratitude
"Perseverance is just refusing to give up."Moe Szyslak Perseverance
"Death reminds us to make the most of life."Moe Szyslak Death
"Beauty fades, but character lasts forever."Moe Szyslak Beauty
"Humor's how you survive the tough times."Moe Szyslak Humor
"Dreams without action are just fantasies."Moe Szyslak Dreams
"Work's supposed to be meaningful, not just a paycheck."Moe Szyslak Work
"Leadership means putting others before yourself."Moe Szyslak Leadership