The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Faith gets you through the nights when hope ain't enough."Moe Szyslak Faith
"Music's the closest thing we got to magic."Moe Szyslak Music
"Science is just trying to prove what we already know."Moe Szyslak Science
"Art don't gotta make sense to be beautiful."Moe Szyslak Art
"Nature's got all the answers if you listen close."Moe Szyslak Nature
"Peace is just a bunch of people agreeing to get along."Moe Szyslak Peace
"Freedom's worth fighting for."Moe Szyslak Freedom
"Truth's gotta hurt sometimes or nobody learns."Moe Szyslak Truth
"Time's the one thing you can't get back."Moe Szyslak Time
"The more you know, the more you realize you don't know nothing."Moe Szyslak Knowledge
"Education's the best investment you can make."Moe Szyslak Education
"Change happens whether you're ready or not."Moe Szyslak Change
"It takes courage to admit when you're wrong."Moe Szyslak Courage
"Family might drive you crazy, but they're always there."Moe Szyslak Family
"Good friends stick with you through thick and thin."Moe Szyslak Friendship
"Real success is being content with what you got."Moe Szyslak Success
"Happy people got their priorities straight."Moe Szyslak Happiness
"Wisdom comes from making mistakes and learning from 'em."Moe Szyslak Wisdom
"Love makes you do crazy things."Moe Szyslak Love
"Life's a marathon, not a sprint."Moe Szyslak Life
"Sometimes you need to be alone to figure things out."Moe Szyslak Solitude
"Relationships are hard work but worth the effort."Moe Szyslak Relationships
"Inspiration hits when you least expect it."Moe Szyslak Inspiration
"Motivation comes from within, not from others."Moe Szyslak Motivation
"War don't solve nothing, it just makes things worse."Moe Szyslak War
"Politics is a dirty game, but somebody's gotta play it."Moe Szyslak Politics
"Books open doors you didn't know existed."Moe Szyslak Literature
"Philosophy's just a fancy way of asking questions."Moe Szyslak Philosophy
"History repeats itself 'cause nobody listens the first time."Moe Szyslak History
"Technology's changing faster than I can keep up."Moe Szyslak Technology