The Simpsons
C
Carl Carlson
419 quotes
N
Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
I
Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"I've learned that inspiration comes from unexpected places."Lenny Leonard Inspiration
"War's never the answer, but sometimes it's the only way."Lenny Leonard War
"Politics don't matter much when you're with your friends."Lenny Leonard Politics
"Literature's just people telling stories about life."Lenny Leonard Literature
"I believe in the power of positive thinking."Lenny Leonard Motivation
"An adventure's just doing something different."Lenny Leonard Adventure
"Health's more important than I used to think."Lenny Leonard Health
"I've learned that change is the only constant."Lenny Leonard Change
"Sometimes the funniest things in life are the saddest."Lenny Leonard Humor
"Dreams don't come true if you don't believe in 'em."Lenny Leonard Dreams
"I'm not a leader, but I'll follow my friends anywhere."Lenny Leonard Leadership
"Art's just trying to show the world how you see it."Lenny Leonard Art
"History's full of people who didn't give up."Lenny Leonard History
"I didn't invent much, but I tried my best."Lenny Leonard Technology
"The imaginary adventures are sometimes the best ones."Lenny Leonard Imagination
"I believe in living life, not just getting through it."Lenny Leonard Adventure
"There's strength in admitting you need help."Lenny Leonard Strength
"Life's too short to hold grudges."Lenny Leonard Peace
"I've learned more from my friends than any book."Lenny Leonard Education
"Success ain't about being the best, it's about trying."Lenny Leonard Success
"I don't need much to be happy—just friends and good times."Lenny Leonard Happiness
"The world's beautiful if you look at it the right way."Lenny Leonard Beauty
"You can't control life, but you can control how you react."Lenny Leonard Wisdom
"I've learned that honesty's always the best policy."Lenny Leonard Truth
"Life's a journey, not a destination."Lenny Leonard Time
"Every person's got something good in 'em."Lenny Leonard Philosophy
"I may not know much, but I know right from wrong."Lenny Leonard Justice
"True wealth is having people who care about you."Lenny Leonard Money
"Sometimes you just gotta believe things will work out."Lenny Leonard Faith
"Laughter's the best medicine when you're down."Lenny Leonard Humor