The Simpsons

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Quotes from The Simpsons

L
"I believe in tomorrow, even if today was rough."
Lenny Leonard Hope
L
"The greatest gift a friend can give is showing up."
Lenny Leonard Kindness
L
"Work is just something you do between beers."
Lenny Leonard Work
L
"Love means never having to say 'Get out of my apartment.'"
Lenny Leonard Love
L
"My dad always said, 'Lenny, don't be stupid.' Wish I'd listened."
Lenny Leonard Wisdom
L
"I've learned that in life, you gotta take chances."
Lenny Leonard Courage
L
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts, which is pretty close."
Lenny Leonard Money
L
"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there for your buddy."
Lenny Leonard Friendship
L
"I'm not smart enough to understand that."
Lenny Leonard Education
L
"Woo-hoo! Another day alive!"
Lenny Leonard Happiness
C
"The police force is a team. We succeed or donut together."
Chief Wiggum
C
"When life gives you lemons, make donuts."
Chief Wiggum Wisdom
C
"I did it! And I have no idea how."
Chief Wiggum Humor
C
"Hope is believing tomorrow will be better. With fresh donuts."
Chief Wiggum Hope
C
"The best families laugh together. Usually at my jokes."
Chief Wiggum Family
C
"A friend is someone who... remembers your donut order."
Chief Wiggum Friendship
C
"Success isn't about being perfect. It's about trying really hard."
Chief Wiggum Success
C
"Love is complex. Donuts are simple. I understand donuts."
Chief Wiggum Love
C
"I may not be the brightest chief, but I got heart. And appetite."
Chief Wiggum Life
C
"Freedom is the right to pursue happiness. And donuts."
Chief Wiggum Freedom
C
"The truth will set you free. Free to eat donuts."
Chief Wiggum Truth
C
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I behold donuts."
Chief Wiggum Beauty
C
"Death and taxes are certain. But not donut shortages."
Chief Wiggum Death
C
"Time flies when you're having fun. Especially eating donuts."
Chief Wiggum Time
C
"Knowledge is power. Donuts are better."
Chief Wiggum Knowledge
C
"Education is important, but donuts are importanter."
Chief Wiggum Education
C
"Peace is the absence of conflict. And presence of donuts."
Chief Wiggum Peace
C
"Dreams can come true. I dreamed about donuts once."
Chief Wiggum Dreams
C
"Leadership is about making tough decisions. Glazed or chocolate?"
Chief Wiggum Leadership
C
"Faith means believing in something greater. Like donuts."
Chief Wiggum Faith