The Simpsons

"I believe in tomorrow, even if today was rough."

"The greatest gift a friend can give is showing up."

"Work is just something you do between beers."

"Love means never having to say 'Get out of my apartment.'"

"My dad always said, 'Lenny, don't be stupid.' Wish I'd listened."

"I've learned that in life, you gotta take chances."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy donuts, which is pretty close."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just be there for your buddy."

"I'm not smart enough to understand that."

"Woo-hoo! Another day alive!"

"The police force is a team. We succeed or donut together."

"When life gives you lemons, make donuts."

"I did it! And I have no idea how."

"Hope is believing tomorrow will be better. With fresh donuts."

"The best families laugh together. Usually at my jokes."

"A friend is someone who... remembers your donut order."

"Success isn't about being perfect. It's about trying really hard."

"Love is complex. Donuts are simple. I understand donuts."

"I may not be the brightest chief, but I got heart. And appetite."

"Freedom is the right to pursue happiness. And donuts."

"The truth will set you free. Free to eat donuts."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I behold donuts."

"Death and taxes are certain. But not donut shortages."

"Time flies when you're having fun. Especially eating donuts."

"Knowledge is power. Donuts are better."

"Education is important, but donuts are importanter."

"Peace is the absence of conflict. And presence of donuts."

"Dreams can come true. I dreamed about donuts once."

"Leadership is about making tough decisions. Glazed or chocolate?"

"Faith means believing in something greater. Like donuts."