The Simpsons

"Music soothes the savage beast. Also donuts."

"Art is subjective. But donuts are objectively great."

"Nature is beautiful, but have you seen a donut?"

"Power corrupts. But donuts? Donuts are pure."

"Fear is natural. Donuts calm me down."

"Strength comes from within. And donuts."

"Kindness is treating others like... people."

"Patience is a virtue. I'm working on it."

"Justice is blind, but she can smell donuts."

"Creativity is thinking outside the box. The donut box."

"Gratitude is being thankful for all life's blessings. Like donuts."

"Perseverance means never giving up. Not even on donuts."

"Sometimes a man needs solitude. And donuts. Alone."

"Relationships are about trust, honesty, and... donuts."

"Inspiration struck me like a citation."

"Motivation comes from within. And from donuts."

"War is bad. Donuts are good. Easy choice."

"Politics is like... well, it's complicated."

"Literature? That's books and stuff."

"Philosophy? That's the study of stuff, right?"

"History is important. I remember when donuts were cheaper."

"Technology these days... I don't even know how to operate my phone."

"I have the imagination of a child. Ralph's a child."

"Adventure is out there! Or at least, it's in this box."

"Health is important. That's why I run around the donut box."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but donuts do... in stores."

"The key to happiness is low expectations."

"Wisdom is knowing when to shut up. I'm still learning."

"It takes courage to admit you're not as smart as everyone thinks."

"I hope to see you all again someday. In a non-criminal capacity."