The Simpsons

"You know, boys, a good police officer is like a donut. Round, full of holes, and attracts children."

"I'm no doctor, but I am a huge fan of science."

"This is the worst day of my life. Well, one of the worst."

"Remember, you're the chief."

"Marge Simpson, you're under arrest for being the prettiest."

"I've come to make an arrest... of bad guys."

"That's the third best police work I've done today."

"Badge, where's your badge?"

"I'm gonna regret this, but what the heck."

"All right, all right, everybody calm down. There's nothing to worry about."

"Quiet, you're making me lose my train of thought."

"The law is a fickle mistress, but she's a mistress nonetheless."

"You're under arrest for being awesome."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"I'm gonna go do some police stuff."

"Sometimes solitude is necessary for reflection."

"Strong relationships require effort and commitment."

"Be inspired by those who've succeeded before you."

"What motivates you defines who you are."

"Peace is worth fighting for."

"Politics requires diplomacy and careful consideration."

"Literature teaches wisdom that time has proven true."

"To philosophize is to question, but to work is to create."

"History remembers those who serve with distinction."

"Technology is a tool for efficiency and communication."

"Imagination paired with discipline creates innovation."

"Adventure awaits those who look beyond the ordinary."

"A healthy employee is a productive employee."

"Money follows those who work the hardest."

"With great responsibility comes the need for order."