The Simpsons

"Science rules... or something."

"Art is whatever you want it to be."

"Nature's pretty cool when you think about it."

"Peace comes from within."

"The truth will set you free."

"Time flies when you're having fun."

"Knowledge is power, I guess."

"I believe in second chances."

"Every day's a new adventure."

"Don't give up on people."

"Change is the only constant."

"Hard work never killed anyone important."

"Dreams are free, man."

"I may be poor, but I'm rich in spirit."

"Mistakes make you who you are."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"You can't judge a book by its cover."

"Real men cry."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"The future's so bright, I need shades."

"Love makes you do crazy things."

"I'm not much for book learning, but I know people."

"Sometimes you gotta take a risk."

"Life's a journey, not a destination."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"But I got good friends, and that's what counts."

"I've made some stupid choices."

"You gotta believe in yourself."

"Beer: the cause of and solution to all life's problems."

"Family is everything, man."