The Simpsons

"I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"Even a loser like me can find love."

"Friendship is the best magic."

"I should have known those nachos had a dark side."

"Sometimes the best things in life are free."

"The strong must protect the weak."

"Work is hard. Let's go drinking."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Why must you hurt me so?"

"I'm gonna go back to doing whatever I was doing before."

"You don't have to be smart to be a policeman. But it helps."

"That's where the spit goes."

"Woo-hoo! A Simpson!"

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

"Solitude provides clarity for the troubled mind."

"Relationships are the fabric of human existence."

"Inspiration strikes when preparation meets opportunity."

"Motivation must come from within one's own soul."

"War should only be waged as a last resort."

"Politics is the art of compromise."

"Literature preserves the wisdom of ages."

"Philosophy examines the very nature of being."

"History repeats itself to those who ignore its lessons."

"Technology is neither good nor evil; intent matters."

"Imagination is the birthplace of all innovation."

"Adventure brings excitement to an otherwise mundane existence."

"Health is the greatest wealth anyone can possess."

"Money is a tool, not a measure of worth."

"Power without conscience is tyranny."