The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
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Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Perseverance in the face of adversity is noble."Waylon Smithers Perseverance
"Death is but a natural part of existence."Waylon Smithers Death
"Beauty exists in the smallest details of life."Waylon Smithers Beauty
"A bit of humor helps one endure life's hardships."Waylon Smithers Humor
"Dreams are only achieved through persistent effort."Waylon Smithers Dreams
"Work is not merely a job; it is a calling."Waylon Smithers Work
"A true leader leads by example, not decree."Waylon Smithers Leadership
"Faith provides strength in our darkest hours."Waylon Smithers Faith
"Music has the power to soothe the troubled heart."Waylon Smithers Music
"Scientific progress benefits all of mankind."Waylon Smithers Science
"Art elevates the soul and enriches the spirit."Waylon Smithers Art
"Nature's beauty reminds us of what truly matters."Waylon Smithers Nature
"Peace of mind comes from doing one's duty."Waylon Smithers Peace
"Freedom is best enjoyed when coupled with responsibility."Waylon Smithers Freedom
"The truth, however painful, is always preferable to deception."Waylon Smithers Truth
"Time spent in service to others is never wasted."Waylon Smithers Time
"Knowledge is the greatest gift one can acquire."Waylon Smithers Knowledge
"Education refines the mind and spirit."Waylon Smithers Education
"True friendship is a rare and precious thing."Waylon Smithers Friendship
"Hard work and dedication are the keys to advancement."Waylon Smithers Work
"Happiness is found in the approval of those we admire."Waylon Smithers Happiness
"One must always maintain proper decorum and professionalism."Waylon Smithers Leadership
"The pursuit of excellence is never truly finished."Waylon Smithers Wisdom
"Love is best expressed through acts of devoted service."Waylon Smithers Love
"I find great comfort in the simple routines of life."Waylon Smithers Life
"Success comes to those who dedicate themselves entirely to their work."Waylon Smithers Success
"Mr. Burns is a great man, and I would do anything for him."Waylon Smithers
"Never stop learning, never stop growing."Chief Wiggum Education
"Understanding how things work is fascinating."Chief Wiggum Science
"Expression through art is a human need."Chief Wiggum Art