The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
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Kent Brockman
400 quotes
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Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
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Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"True beauty comes from within."Chief Wiggum Beauty
"Laughter is the best medicine."Chief Wiggum Humor
"Don't give up on your dreams just because they're hard."Chief Wiggum Dreams
"The hardest job has the greatest rewards."Chief Wiggum Work
"A leader serves the people, not the other way around."Chief Wiggum Leadership
"Belief in something greater than ourselves is important."Chief Wiggum Faith
"Every song tells a story."Chief Wiggum Music
"Numbers don't lie, but they can be misunderstood."Chief Wiggum Science
"Art doesn't need to make sense to be meaningful."Chief Wiggum Art
"The natural world is a teacher if we listen."Chief Wiggum Nature
"Serenity comes from acceptance."Chief Wiggum Peace
"Independence is important, but so is knowing when to ask for help."Chief Wiggum Freedom
"A man's word is his bond."Chief Wiggum Truth
"Love makes us do crazy things."Chief Wiggum Love
"Wisdom comes from experience, even bad experience."Chief Wiggum Wisdom
"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."Chief Wiggum Humor
"The real treasure is the friends we make along the way."Chief Wiggum Friendship
"I'm not the smartest guy in town, but I try my best."Chief Wiggum Perseverance
"Death is a reminder that life is precious."Chief Wiggum Death
"Even the strongest people need help sometimes."Chief Wiggum Strength
"Work gives us purpose and dignity."Chief Wiggum Work
"Justice should be blind to everything but the truth."Chief Wiggum Justice
"Creativity comes from thinking beyond the box."Chief Wiggum Creativity
"Gratitude changes everything about how we see the world."Chief Wiggum Gratitude
"Dreams are worth pursuing, no matter how unlikely."Chief Wiggum Dreams
"Health is wealth, though I often forget that."Chief Wiggum Health
"Real power comes from lifting others up."Chief Wiggum Power
"Fear is natural, but it shouldn't control us."Chief Wiggum Fear
"Kindness costs nothing but means everything."Chief Wiggum Kindness
"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."Chief Wiggum Patience