The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
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Kent Brockman
400 quotes
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Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
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Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
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Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
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Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
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Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Family dinners are more important than you realize."Carl Carlson Family
"A true friend sticks by you through thick and thin."Carl Carlson Friendship
"Success isn't measured in dollars and cents."Carl Carlson Success
"You don't need much to be happy—just people who care about you."Carl Carlson Happiness
"Sometimes doing the right thing is the hardest thing."Carl Carlson Wisdom
"I never thought I'd find love, but there's always hope."Carl Carlson Love
"Life's greatest lessons come from your greatest failures."Carl Carlson Life
"Working at the nuclear plant isn't glamorous, but it pays the bills."Carl Carlson Work
"Lenny and I might not be much, but we're loyal to each other."Carl Carlson Friendship
"You can't put a price on peace of mind."Carl Carlson Peace
"Literature preserves the wisdom of the ages."Carl Carlson Literature
"War brings out the worst in humanity."Carl Carlson War
"Political change starts with individuals taking action."Carl Carlson Politics
"Power without wisdom is just tyranny."Carl Carlson Power
"Inspiration comes from the most unexpected places."Carl Carlson Inspiration
"Death is a part of life, though nobody likes to talk about it."Carl Carlson Death
"Perseverance separates the winners from the quitters."Carl Carlson Perseverance
"Health is wealth, though most people don't realize it."Carl Carlson Health
"Leadership isn't about power; it's about responsibility."Carl Carlson Leadership
"Technology changes how we live, but not who we are."Carl Carlson Technology
"Imagination is the only limit to what you can achieve."Carl Carlson Imagination
"Adventure awaits those brave enough to seek it."Carl Carlson Adventure
"Sometimes you need to be alone to find yourself."Carl Carlson Solitude
"Relationships require trust, communication, and forgiveness."Carl Carlson Relationships
"Even the most successful people started at the bottom."Carl Carlson Motivation
"Philosophy makes you think about what really matters."Carl Carlson Philosophy
"History repeats itself because humans never learn."Carl Carlson History
"Science teaches us to question everything we think we know."Carl Carlson Science
"Art is humanity's way of expressing the inexpressible."Carl Carlson Art
"Music has a way of touching the soul like nothing else."Carl Carlson Music