The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
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Kent Brockman
400 quotes
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Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
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Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
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Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
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Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
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Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Hope is the one thing that never truly dies."Carl Carlson Hope
"Justice might be slow, but it's worth the wait."Carl Carlson Justice
"Creativity is the spark that ignites human progress."Carl Carlson Creativity
"Gratitude makes you appreciate the little things in life."Carl Carlson Gratitude
"Kindness is often repaid in unexpected ways."Carl Carlson Kindness
"I've learned that patience is a virtue worth practicing."Carl Carlson Patience
"Strength comes from within, not from external circumstances."Carl Carlson Strength
"Fear is just a feeling; you can choose to overcome it."Carl Carlson Fear
"Time waits for no one, so make the most of it while you can."Carl Carlson Time
"Knowledge is power, even if nobody seems to recognize it."Carl Carlson Knowledge
"Dreams are what keep us going when times get tough."Carl Carlson Dreams
"I've discovered that nature has a way of putting things in perspective."Carl Carlson Nature
"Peace comes from accepting what you cannot change."Carl Carlson Peace
"Success isn't about winning; it's about trying your best."Carl Carlson Success
"Every day is a new opportunity to better yourself."Carl Carlson Change
"True love means accepting someone for who they really are."Carl Carlson Love
"Family is what you make of it, blood or not."Carl Carlson Family
"I've always believed that honesty is the best policy."Carl Carlson Truth
"Education opens doors you never knew existed."Carl Carlson Education
"There's something beautiful about a sunset after a long day of work."Carl Carlson Beauty
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure helps."Carl Carlson Money
"You gotta have courage to face your fears head-on."Carl Carlson Courage
"Work hard, be responsible, and maybe one day you'll be promoted... or maybe you won't."Carl Carlson Work
"A friend is someone who overlooks your failures and celebrates your successes."Carl Carlson Friendship
"Sometimes the only way to deal with a loss is to make a joke about it."Carl Carlson Humor
"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish things would suck out already."Carl Carlson Life
"You know, we're just two friends talking. No big whoop."Carl Carlson Friendship
"Woo-hoo! My Homer-related stress has been replaced by Carl-related stress."Carl Carlson Happiness
"I'm normally not a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"Carl Carlson Faith
"Transformation begins the moment you decide to change."Bumblebee Man