The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
M
Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
L
Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
E
Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
G
Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
K
Kent Brockman
400 quotes
B
Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
K
Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
C
Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
B
Barney Gumble
389 quotes
N
Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
P
Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
M
Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
W
Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
L
Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
B
Bart Simpson
386 quotes
S
Smithers
386 quotes
S
Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
P
Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
M
Mr. Burns
382 quotes
H
Homer Simpson
380 quotes
R
Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
M
Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
M
Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"The technology of education must never replace good teaching."Principal Seymour Skinner Technology
"I respect those who respect authority and rules."Principal Seymour Skinner
"Every child has potential if given proper direction."Principal Seymour Skinner Inspiration
"The death of academic standards is something I will not tolerate."Principal Seymour Skinner Death
"Beauty can be found in a perfectly executed lesson plan."Principal Seymour Skinner Beauty
"I've never shied away from difficult decisions."Principal Seymour Skinner Courage
"The future depends on the youth we educate today."Principal Seymour Skinner Hope
"Friendship is a luxury I cannot afford in my position."Principal Seymour Skinner Friendship
"I am the backbone of Springfield Elementary School."Principal Seymour Skinner Strength
"The pursuit of knowledge is a lifelong endeavor."Principal Seymour Skinner Knowledge
"I believe in second chances, though rarely third."Principal Seymour Skinner Justice
"A good principal must be fair, firm, and focused."Principal Seymour Skinner Leadership
"Time management is essential to effective leadership."Principal Seymour Skinner Time
"I've learned that change is difficult but sometimes necessary."Principal Seymour Skinner Change
"The school is a beacon of hope in a chaotic world."Principal Seymour Skinner Hope
"One must never abandon one's principles."Principal Seymour Skinner Faith
"I maintain my composure under all circumstances."Principal Seymour Skinner Strength
"The power of education should never be underestimated."Principal Seymour Skinner Power
"Kindness should never be mistaken for weakness."Principal Seymour Skinner Kindness
"I find solace in the predictability of routine."Principal Seymour Skinner Solitude
"The children must learn that actions have consequences."Principal Seymour Skinner Truth
"Success requires sacrifice and unwavering commitment."Principal Seymour Skinner Success
"I have no room for incompetence in my administration."Principal Seymour Skinner Leadership
"A proper education instills moral values."Principal Seymour Skinner Knowledge
"Hard work never goes unnoticed, at least not by me."Principal Seymour Skinner Motivation
"Dreams are for children. Reality is for principals."Principal Seymour Skinner Dreams
"I've dedicated my entire adult life to this school."Principal Seymour Skinner Gratitude
"The school day is sacred and must not be disrupted."Principal Seymour Skinner Faith
"One must always respect authority, particularly mine."Principal Seymour Skinner Philosophy
"Skinner is a name synonymous with integrity."Principal Seymour Skinner Justice