The Simpsons

"I want to share something with you: the real God uses tricks. He's not omnipotent, he's just been around."

"The code of the West is not written down; it lives in the hearts of men."

"Trying is the first step toward failure."

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught me anything, it's that women are evil."

"You know, we're the same age, Lenny."

"Woo-hoo!"

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"

"Mmm... donuts."

"Why you little..."

"D'oh!"

"I've learned that family is what you make of it."

"My children deserve a mother who believes in them."

"I try to be a voice of reason in my family."

"Life teaches you to appreciate what you have."

"I believe in creating moments of peace amid chaos."

"My family is my reason for everything I do."

"I've learned that growth comes from challenges."

"Sometimes the best thing you can offer is your presence."

"I believe in the power of a good education."

"My greatest joy is seeing my family happy."

"I try to teach my children the importance of empathy."

"Life requires both strength and gentleness."

"I believe in standing together through thick and thin."

"My family's values are my guiding light."

"I've learned that perfection is the enemy of good."

"Time flies, so I try to cherish every moment."

"I believe in the power of love to overcome obstacles."

"My children are my legacy."

"I try to approach challenges with optimism."