The Simpsons

"Humor is the best defense against authority."

"Dreams are like reality, but with less responsibility."

"Work is what you do to get out of doing stuff."

"Leaders are just people who tell you what to do."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see, like homework."

"Music to my ears is the sound of chaos."

"Science rules, especially when it explodes."

"Art is subjective, except when it's bad."

"Nature sucks, it's got bugs and stuff."

"Peace out, man."

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."

"Time flies when you're having fun getting detention."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss."

"Being bad feels pretty good."

"Hope is the thing with feathers, and apparently I ate it."

"Family's weird, but you gotta love 'em."

"Friends are forever, or at least until high school."

"Life's too short to be bored."

"Don't think, just do."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"School is for fools, dude."

"Rules are meant to be broken."

"Life's a grind, but you gotta keep spinning."

"Underachiever and proud of it, man."

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"Cowabunga!"

"Don't have a cow, man."