The Simpsons

"Be strong enough to handle the consequences."

"Kindness to others is just strategy for future favors."

"Wait for the perfect moment to strike."

"Justice delayed is detention postponed."

"Create chaos with style and finesse."

"Be thankful for every day you're not in detention."

"Never quit, never surrender, never get caught."

"Death would be easier than facing Homer's anger."

"Beauty fades, but a good prank is forever."

"A good laugh beats a good beating every time."

"Dreams are where the best pranks happen."

"Work hard at avoiding work."

"Leaders are just students who haven't been caught yet."

"Faith is believing you won't get caught."

"Music is what plays while you're pranking."

"Science explains why my pranks work."

"Art is expression, pranking is performance art."

"Nature provides the best materials for pranks."

"Peace is boring, chaos is entertaining."

"Freedom tastes like a perfect prank."

"The truth will set you free, usually into detention."

"Time is nature's way of keeping things from happening at once."

"Knowledge is power, but ignorance is more fun."

"Education is what happens outside the classroom."

"Everything changes, especially the detention list."

"Face your fears, then run away from them."

"Never give up on a good prank."

"Family is stuck with you no matter what."

"Friends help you cover up your mistakes."

"Success means not getting grounded."