The Simpsons

"Happiness is a prank well executed."

"Wisdom is knowing when to run and hide."

"Love is what Mom calls it when she's angry."

"Life's greatest lesson: always have an escape route."

"The trick is not getting caught doing the prank."

"Solitude is what I get when I hide from Marge."

"Relationships are complicated, friendship is simple."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning, usually when you're about to prank."

"Get motivated or get out of my way."

"War is what happens when talking fails. Let's skip it."

"Politics is the art of telling lies convincingly."

"Literature is what you read when you're avoiding homework."

"Philosophy is overthinking things that don't matter."

"History is just stories about people who messed up."

"Technology is great until it gets you in trouble."

"Imagination beats reality every single time."

"Adventure is just trouble with a better attitude."

"Health is overrated, sugar is underrated."

"Money talks, and usually it's saying goodbye."

"Power corrupts, so be corrupt my way."

"Fear is just another word for excitement."

"Strength is the ability to skip class and survive."

"Be kind to your enemies, they make the best pranks."

"Patience is for people who don't know how to prank."

"Justice is whatever doesn't get you caught."

"Creativity means thinking outside the punishment box."

"Be grateful for detention, at least you're not in class."

"Keep on truckin', even when the road gets bumpy."

"Death is just nature's way of saying slow down."

"Beauty is overrated, I'm more into causing trouble."