The Simpsons

"I've made more comebacks than a bad penny!"

"You want wisdom? Here's wisdom: don't eat the prop food!"

"A clown's job is to make people laugh, and that's the most important job there is!"

"I didn't get where I am by being nice to people!"

"Entertainment is all about giving the people what they want!"

"You gotta love what you do, or don't do it at all!"

"Nobody does pratfalls like the Krusty!"

"I'd kill for another chance at this job!"

"Integrity is important, just not as important as ratings!"

"The show must go on, no matter what!"

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps!"

"I've been in this business forty years, and I know talent when I see it!"

"A good joke is worth a thousand serious moments!"

"Life's a grind, baby. You gotta roll with the punches!"

"The cream always rises to the top, and I am the cream!"

"You can't have a successful show without an audience who loves you!"

"Entertainment is a serious business, and I take it very seriously!"

"I love the smell of commerce in the morning!"

"Crime and football season are both in the fall!"

"The key to show business is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made!"

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying!"

"You gotta spend money to make money!"

"Hey hey! Remember, kids, if something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"Solitude allows us to hear our truest self."

"Relationships require investment, honesty, and commitment."

"Inspiration flows from those living with authenticity and purpose."

"Motivation comes from alignment with your deepest values."

"War is the failure of all other options."

"Politics should reflect the values of the community it serves."

"Literature expands our understanding of human experience."