The Simpsons
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Carl Carlson
419 quotes
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Ned Flanders
413 quotes
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Milhouse Van Houten
410 quotes
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Lenny Leonard
404 quotes
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Edna Krabappel
404 quotes
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Itchy and Scratchy
403 quotes
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Groundskeeper Willie
401 quotes
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Kent Brockman
400 quotes
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Bumblebee Man
400 quotes
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Krusty the Clown
394 quotes
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Chief Wiggum
391 quotes
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Barney Gumble
389 quotes
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Nelson Muntz
389 quotes
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Patty and Selma Bouvier
389 quotes
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Moe Szyslak
388 quotes
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Waylon Smithers
388 quotes
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Lisa Simpson
387 quotes
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Bart Simpson
386 quotes
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Smithers
386 quotes
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Sideshow Bob
384 quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner
384 quotes
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Mr. Burns
382 quotes
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Homer Simpson
380 quotes
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Ralph Wiggum
380 quotes
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Maggie Simpson
376 quotes
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Marge Simpson
375 quotes
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"Ay caramba!"Ralph Wiggum Humor
"Eat my shorts."Ralph Wiggum Humor
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."Ralph Wiggum Education
"I'm in danger."Ralph Wiggum Fear
"Death teaches us to live more fully."Carl Carlson Death
"Beauty reminds us that good things exist."Carl Carlson Beauty
"Humor helps us get through the tough times."Carl Carlson Humor
"Dreams keep us young at heart."Carl Carlson Dreams
"Work is what you do, but life is who you are."Carl Carlson Work
"Leadership means serving others first."Carl Carlson Leadership
"Faith is believing in something greater than yourself."Carl Carlson Faith
"Music soothes the troubled spirit."Carl Carlson Music
"Science explains the mysteries of our world."Carl Carlson Science
"Art speaks what words cannot."Carl Carlson Art
"Nature reminds us of what really matters."Carl Carlson Nature
"Peace of mind is priceless."Carl Carlson Peace
"Freedom is precious - never take it for granted."Carl Carlson Freedom
"Truth will set you free, even if it hurts first."Carl Carlson Truth
"Time flies - make the most of every moment."Carl Carlson Time
"Knowledge is infinite if you keep learning."Carl Carlson Knowledge
"Education is the greatest investment you can make."Carl Carlson Education
"Change is the only constant in life."Carl Carlson Change
"Courage grows the more you use it."Carl Carlson Courage
"Hope is what makes tomorrow possible."Carl Carlson Hope
"Family sticks together through thick and thin."Carl Carlson Family
"Friendship is worth more than gold."Carl Carlson Friendship
"Love is the greatest force in the universe."Carl Carlson Love
"Your worth isn't determined by your job."Carl Carlson Work
"Don't waste time worrying about what others think."Carl Carlson Life
"Relationships are built on trust and honesty."Carl Carlson Relationships