The Simpsons

"The cafeteria lady gave me the wrong piece of food."

"I bent my Wookiee."

"That's it, I'm going back to France!"

"I'm from Ireland."

"What's a battle?"

"I'm the anvil and you're the hammer."

"Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I'm gonna go eat worms."

"I'm a rock! Nothing is happening. Turn it off!"

"The only monster here is the real monster of war that started when upped the stakes."

"I'm a star! I got my head stuck in the trophy."

"I have to go now because I'm getting tired."

"The nurse told me I shouldn't do that."

"Go banana!"

"I'm the fourth smartest kid in class."

"Me and my dog like to hug it out."

"Now I'm going to say the alphabet! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. I did it!"

"That's unpossible!"

"I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it."

"My dog went to the store and never came back."

"Will you be my friend?"

"I'm learning so much."

"Is butter a carb?"

"You taste like sunshine."

"I don't want to die like this. I want to live!"

"My cats breath smells like cat food."

"Can I have the mop?"

"I'm ready to learn about friendship."

"Raise your hand if you're sure."

"The nurse told me my life would be easier if I was stupid."

"I bent my wookie."