The Simpsons

"Ha-ha!"

"I'm riding a polar bear!"

"This is where I get my kicks."

"I don't understand. You said I was being dumb."

"Why do you have to be so mean to me?"

"I love the smell of the cafeteria."

"I have an imagination."

"The Itchy and Scratchy Show is not a good model for living."

"I've tasted fire."

"I made a friend today and then they left."

"You are the salt of the earth."

"I wet my pants again."

"I want a hamster."

"This is the day your dreams come true."

"The only thing better than surfing is the actual taste of surfing."

"I'm the fanciest man in the world."

"The police will take him to jail. The jail has bars and you can't eat while you're in there."

"I hope the teacher doesn't call on me."

"I can't believe they cut down this beautiful old tree."

"I'm the second-worst student in class."

"We are gathered here today because somebody died."

"I got sent to the nurse because I had a runny nose."

"The doctor said I had a funny sounding cough."

"I want a red sucker."

"I'm sleeping now. Wake me up later."

"Whenever I win, everybody cheers."

"They didn't have room for me in the boat."

"I'm gonna run away from it all."

"That's where I'd go."

"I'm learning to say the alphabet!"